Choose Your Own Adventure

You point to the small present in green wrapping paper. Small presents are usually the best. “Mmmm,” she hums, handing you the gift. “Good choice.” Ripping off the paper, you discover a small jewellery box. Inside is an intricate silver cock ring, shining and beautiful.[...]

You remove the cock ring from its box and hand it to your wife, confused but overly curious. Like a snake, she snatches it, twirling it around her fingers, transfixed by its gleaming beauty. “You worry me sometimes,” you joke. With a smirk, she pushes[...]

“Let’s drink together,” you decide. “No need to be greedy,” you add with a wink. She smiles as the two of you fill the glasses. Setting the bottle aside, you toast. “To another happy trip around the sun,” you say. “To big butts and even[...]

“How about your thigh?” you ask, motioning to the cowbell. “What happens when you wear it there?” You’re not entirely sure this whole thing isn’t some kind of prank but you want to see how far it goes. “Kinky,” she muses, using the leather straps[...]

“Chug it,” you instruct her. “I want to see if you’re really telling the truth.” A dark smile spreads across her face. In all your years of marriage, you’ve never seen her look like this. It’s a little frightening. “Be careful what you wish for,”[...]

“I think you’ll look cute with it around your neck,” you say. Feeling a little naughty, you add, “Moo for me, baby.” She chuckles and ties it around her neck, resting the cool metal against her collarbones. The gentle tinkle of the bell makes you[...]

“Let me try it first,” you say. “I want to see if you’re telling the truth.” “Oh, trust me,” she says with a smile. “You’re in for a treat.” Twirling the cock ring around your fingers, it’s surprisingly heavy. You can see your reflection in[...]

“How about that big blue one?” you ask, pointing to it. “That one looks fun.” She smiles and offers it to you. “Good choice. This is the most expensive one.” You carefully unwrap a bottle of bright purple wine. You’ve never seen anything like it.[...]